• *Year 2067*
  • Teacher: So today we will be learning about a war that happened all the way back in 2012, and it was called the "ship war". The war took place better the "larry shippers" and the "elounor shippers"
  • Student: My great-great Grandmother was in that war

xoxo-niall:

Today there was a guest speaker in our class and she asked every person individually who there favorite band was. Almost every girl answered with one direction and I was like:

 

and then the lady got to me and I looked straight into her soul and said “White Eskimo” And my directioner friend was like:

All the other girls where like:

(via imaginealltheonedirection)

myrtsi:

best thing in life is when you can hear the singer breathe into the microphone

(via shiiimatta)